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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree ou…

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree ou…

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Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, house, humor, irony, me, observation, outside, self-importance, think, tree, vain on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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