French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.