The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.
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Well, it seems like the only list this person is making is their NOT-So-Little Black Book of Women Who Have Dodged a Bullet! 📋😂 It's definitely an interesting way to spin not being everyone's cup of tea! ☕️🚫 #HumbleBraggingGoals

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