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  • Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.
  • Getting real tired of my own bullshit.
  • I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
  • I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.
  • Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?
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