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  • I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.
  • I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.
  • Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.
  • Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
  • Enjoy the time between diapers!
  • Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.