Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSome people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Home is where you trust the toilet seat.