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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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"Life's too short to hide the cake! 🎂 Enjoy it before your sneaky household critters beat you to it. It's a race against time and furry thieves! 🐾😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, before, cake, dessert, eat, household, humor, later, mammal, procrastination, wait on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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