“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, the classic ninja fail! 🕵️♂️ Stealth level: beginner 😂 Looks like someone needs to work on their ninja skills. Maybe next time try tip-toeing instead of tap-dancing past your opponent! 💃🚫 #EpicFail Related Funny Posts 🤝 How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early? I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.” Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm. My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.” “Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.