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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Going viral on X:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Just landed via Discord:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Seen just now on Threads:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Reported on WeChat:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Jan 24, 2025

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Being awake is the worst.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Social Media Log 💫

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Making waves on YouTube:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Just landed via YouTube:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Live now on Telegram:

Social media may have been a mistake.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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