Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEven worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”. I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere. One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.