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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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