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  • Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.
  • I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
  • Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.
  • One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.
  • If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.
  • McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.