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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber&#82…

My dating checklist is down to “not the UnabomberR…

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Looks like setting the bar high, but not Unabomber high! 😉 Hopefully, finding a match won't be explosive! 💥 #DatingGoals #NoUnabomber

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged checklist, dating, humor, relationship, standards, Unabomber on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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