Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.