You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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“Crackling knees? More like disco knees! 💃✨ Who knew our joints had secret talents? Glow-in-the-dark knees could be the next big rave trend! 🌟💫 #PartyOnWithYourKnees”

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