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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”