I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see. My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats. Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.