I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.