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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Looks like Santa's got a side hustle as a debt collector! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ’ธ Better pay up or your gifts might just be coal this year! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ #HohohoFunds



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