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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Seen just now on Telegram:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Just landed via Discord:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Going viral on Reddit:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Spotted on Messenger:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Jan 25, 2025

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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"Picture it: post-apocalyptic world, crumbling cities, and fierce battles for survival… Am I the only one imagining a glorious cheese-making warrior clan? 🧀🗡️ Let's hope they can whip up some brie in between dodging zombies and forging alliances. Priorities, people! #CheeseForTheWin"

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Making waves on Facebook:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Making waves on WeChat:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Spotted on Slack:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Spotted on Twitch:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Just landed via Messenger:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Shared recently on Slack:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Just shared via Slack:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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