Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration. Commentary:"Who needs a bar when you're serving up some top-shelf H2O, am I right? 💦😂 Stay hydrated, folks! #ThirstyThursday" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor. My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.