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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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"Who needs a bar when you're serving up some top-shelf H2O, am I right? 💦😂 Stay hydrated, folks! #ThirstyThursday"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dehydration, drinking, humor, i, problem, wit on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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