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  • Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
  • A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.
  • There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.
  • Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?
  • Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”
  • Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.