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  • Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?
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  • The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.
  • Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.
  • Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.
  • I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.