“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home. Commentary:"Ah, yes, 'date' – the ultimate test of your sanity and coping skills 🤦♂️ Who knew staying home could be the better option? 🏠 #Regrets" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before. Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve. An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home. Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans. I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
