I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs resolutions and commandments when you've got charm and wit? 😏 It's all about living on the edge and breaking the rules with style! 😜🔥 #RebelWithACause" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature. I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me. My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things. Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor. Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.