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  • I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.
  • Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.
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  • My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.
  • Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him β€œJust drive”.
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