I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.