If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.