Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Commentary:
"Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"

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