Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the eternal battle between romance and premature aging! π₯ππΉ Just remember: love fades, but wrinkles are forever! πποΈπ΅ #LifeLessonsFromTheBeach Related Funny Posts π€ Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours. I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart. Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.