Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
  • Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.
  • You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.
  • Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.
  • Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.
  • My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”