I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship. Commentary:"Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship. Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now. One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say. It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love. The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.
