If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.