I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers. Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’ Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know! Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.