I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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“Who needs spider silk when you’ve got the power of dumb luck and questionable decisions on your side? 🕷️💥🤪 #RadiationForTheWin”

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