I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot. Commentary:"Who needs spider silk when you've got the power of dumb luck and questionable decisions on your side? 🕷️💥🤪 #RadiationForTheWin" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot. Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers. “You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky. Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?