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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.