There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.