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  • Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
  • Smile like a monkey with a new banana.
  • “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?
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  • Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.