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  • I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.
  • So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?
  • I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.
  • “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.
  • There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.
  • Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.