Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Commentary:
"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping šŸ™ˆšŸ’„ Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"

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