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  • Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.
  • Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
  • The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’
  • Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.
  • I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.
  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.