You don’t scare me, I was married once. Posted on24 hours ago24 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou don’t scare me, I was married once. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket. You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
