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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Reported on Reddit:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Reported on Instagram:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Live now on Snapchat:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Reported on YouTube:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Just landed via YouTube:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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Live now on X:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Just landed via Reddit:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Shared recently on Telegram:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Just landed via Instagram:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Spotted on Discord:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Cool times create cool guys.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Trending via Instagram:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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