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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no…

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no…

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"Talk about a frosty disappointment! ❄️ Guess that winter coat really left you out in the cold… financially! 💸 Maybe next time try hiding some cash in your winter boots instead? 👢 #ColdHardCash"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coat, disappointment, hate, humor, i, money, pull, stash, surprise, winter on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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