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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.