If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.