Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.