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  • Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.
  • Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
  • Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.
  • Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
  • It was me, I let the dogs out.
  • Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.