A genie that does my bidding would fix me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If only genies accepted payment in snacks and naps, my life would be sorted 🧞♂️🍪💤 #GenieGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me. If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it. A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.