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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.