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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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"Eating for two: me and the fabulous future version of myself who apparently loves carbs just as much as I do! 🍕🥗😂 #FutureGoals #CarbLover"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eating, food, humor, i, me, motivation, person, self-improvement, strive on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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