I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.