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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.