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  • I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
  • I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.
  • If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
  • Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.
  • After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.