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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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"Life's grand lottery: full of winners, losers, and those still waiting for their numbers to be called 🎰🎟️ But hey, at least we can always hope for a jackpot in good vibes and laughter! 💰😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, humor, life, losers, lottery, most, odds, people, tickets on Feb 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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