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  • If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.
  • I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.
  • You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
  • I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”
  • Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.
  • Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.